"Pussy grows on trees while good conversation has to be refined like oil. Be Iraq, bitch. Your conversation should be so good that it makes him want to invade you and set up a permanent government! If he doesn’t respond back to your text. Fuck him. If he doesn’t return your call. Fuck him. If he only responds to ask if you want to come and see him. Fuck him. If a man acts flakey during any time the first week that you meet him. Say it with me, “Fuck him.” You have options; they are called every other man on the face of the earth. Never be afraid to get in a man’s business, you do not owe him privacy! He’s trying to smash, don’t you think you should know more about him than his favorite NBA team and his feelings on Drake?"
BGAE (via blushingfury)